Eminem hospitalized, fat
Remember Eminem? The angry white rapper? The actor who portrayed angry white rappers? Ring a bell? Anyway, Eminem was hospitalized over the holidays for complications related to pneumonia. "He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home," his publicist said Tuesday. It's also been reported that Eminem now weighs in at 200 pounds, which apparently is kind of hefty (for him). The weight gain is due to Eminem's inconsistent workout "regiment." "I went through a little slacking phase, but I just got back into my regimen last week. So, I eat some nachos, and drink a Mountain Dew, and then I go hit the gym 'cause I just know I (EXPLETIVE DELETED) up." Everybody knows you hit the nachos and Dew after working out, not before.