Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman decided to make all other marriages look like gray, boring shams this morning by creating a country-music video for College Humor that's so good it will give you goosebumps, despite it being about wagons and dragons. Offerman's paleontologist character seeks to woo Mullally's staunch creationist, who insists he quit his evil job. So she convinces him the way any red-blooded American would: through a country song, complete with saloon hallucinations, soft focus, and a chorus of angels. It is a bit unnerving to see Ron Swanson smiling, but him playing Jesus makes a certain amount of sense. Now let's see the Chris Pratt/Anna Faris music video.