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The Onion’s “Diamond” Joe Biden releases autobiography, participates in Reddit AMA today

"Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters," Biden continued. "One babe caught a glimpse of those rims after a Cinderella concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough. If any of you girls wanna take a ride, just let ol' Joe know."

Yes, we’re biased, but “Diamond” Joe Biden is one of The Onion’s best creations, a Trans Am-driving, hard-partying ladykiller who, by all accounts, is the complete opposite of our actual vice president. That doesn’t matter, as The Onion’s Biden is a lot more popular than the real guy, as his exploits have been some of the most-read articles over at our sister site.

With election season over, it might be expected that the Biden beat has slowed down, but today The Onion is releasing a lengthy Kindle single called The President Of Vice: The Autobiography Of Joe Biden. Diamond Joe’s also doing a Reddit “Ask Me Anything” today at 3 p.m. eastern time, which should be pretty great. Just don’t ask him to go into too much detail about that time he needed to stay away from D.C.

The President Of Vice is available for $2.99 on Amazon.

In unrelated news, did everyone see Scott Tobias in The Onion earlier this month?

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