The Today Show Freak Show
It used to be that you had to pay to see freaks, or at least venture outside the house to the nearest sideshow or museum of medical oddities. But then television happened, and the freaks were broadcast directly into the home. Nowadays, you don't even have to go searching through the nether regions of cable to find human oddities. Thanks to the Today Show, the freaks are cloaked in inspirational human interest stories and delivered right to your TV each morning:
