There's an Anchorman 2 teaser attached to The Dictator
Two tickets to the gun show, to see if you like the goods
Should you need additional reason to see The Dictator this weekend besides your love for jokes about torture and rape, a recently be-Twittered Ron Burgundy has confirmed rumors that the film is preceded by the first teaser for Anchorman 2, a movie that is not due out until 2014, but which already dominates at least one-fourth of entertainment reports. "Dont get Twirter," Burgundy—perhaps the adopted guise of Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, or some random publicist—twirted. "Anchorman2 teaser w Dictator tom night. Dont know what a teaser is. World is crazy? Having a scotch." And because we exist in a world where there are spoilers for teasers for trailers for far-off films, Collider has already offered a viewer's summation from an early screening, saying it features "the Channel 4 news team (minus Veronica) stating how excited they are to return… a concept that Brick seems to have a hard time with." They also add that, though they're "not sure if it was an official title or more of a slogan," the preview ends with the title card Anchorman: The Legend Continues. Mmm. Great story. Compelling, and rich.