Vagina Dentata Is The Opposite Of Thanksgiving

by Amelie Gillette November 21, 2007

The bad news is that it's the day before Thanksgiving, a time when entertainment comes in four forms: pie, Tryptophan jokes, imagining the Shrek balloon deflating and sinking to the street below as a giant pool of green failure, and whatever dubious-looking movie you go see to avoid football and conversation (Hello, The Mist).

The good news is that there's an antidote: the trailer for Teeth, which is posted below because it's maybe the least Thanksgiving-y thing in the world. Unless of course dangerous, toothy vaginas figure prominently into your family's turkey dinner–in which case, the following clip will cause swells of nostalgia in your heart, instead of laughter in your throat and a small amount of fear in your brain:

Can you believe it's taken this long for someone to do a comedy/horror movie about Vagina Dentata? I mean, the comedy (vagina) and the horror (dentata) are right there in the name!

In short, Happy Thanksgiving! Regularly scheduled hating will resume on Monday.