What Is Christina Aguilera Trying To Sell You?
Based on the following ad, here's a short list of what pocket-sized pop star Christina Aguilera is trying to sell you.
(via Mollygood)
--A seminar entitled "Photoshop: Easy as 1-2-3!"
--Super-fancy bubbles
--Labyrinth: Labyrinthier: a remake of the movie starring Aguilera instead of David Bowie.
--Perfume that smells like pink and computers
--A revolutionary new arm-shortening procedure
--A giant vase filled with the life-giving waters of Astaryth. They are the only thing that can save the child-like empress. You must cross Fantasia and bring them to her now, no matter the danger!
--Crystal Light's new flavor: Pomegrante Hope Glow
--Christina Aguilera Real Doll™
--Inspire brand invisibility tonic. Simply apply to any area you'd like to disappear, and that area will vanish, leaving behind an eerie white dot.
(via Mollygood)
--A seminar entitled "Photoshop: Easy as 1-2-3!"
--Super-fancy bubbles
--Labyrinth: Labyrinthier: a remake of the movie starring Aguilera instead of David Bowie.
--Perfume that smells like pink and computers
--A revolutionary new arm-shortening procedure
--A giant vase filled with the life-giving waters of Astaryth. They are the only thing that can save the child-like empress. You must cross Fantasia and bring them to her now, no matter the danger!
--Crystal Light's new flavor: Pomegrante Hope Glow
--Christina Aguilera Real Doll™
--Inspire brand invisibility tonic. Simply apply to any area you'd like to disappear, and that area will vanish, leaving behind an eerie white dot.
