Newswire You will not steal Lady Gaga's creativity through her vagina

Although she’s been branded as a hellbound Jezebel, Lady Gaga would appear to have more in common with her Christian detractors than they may realize: In a recent cover story with Vanity Fair, a naked-save-for-a-diamond-choker Gaga provides one of the most compelling arguments for abstinence yet, saying, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” The star, who recently used her vast vagina stores of creativity to orchestrate a protest of Arizona’s immigration laws at her Phoenix concert, has come out on the side of celibacy once before, although at the time she characterized it as a question of being “cool and independent.” This “keep your creativity in your vagina where it belongs” campaign is way more effective.