What’s left to say about Charlie Sheen that everyone on the Internet and on cable television hasn’t said already? The Two And A Half Men star has been on a nutcase roller coaster for what seems like an eternity and now, presumably with encouragement from others, he’s taking his rants on the road. The “My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Show” (actual name) promises surprises, questions, guests, mayhem, laughing, screaming, truth, and more. As to whether any of that will actually happen, or if the warlock himself will even show up and be coherent, well, that’s anyone’s guess. That being said, the show’s sold out, all the same. Would it be too much to ask attendees not to clap, lest they risk encouraging Sheen even more?