Artist Dirt Nasty

Take Kevin Federline's dreams and shape them into a real-life person, and you would probably get Dirt Nasty. Formerly known as ex-MTV VJ Simon Rex, Dirt has chiseled himself into a spot-on caricature of the stereotypical white (trash) rapper, best embodied in the ode to cocaine "1980," off his self-titled debut, and "My Dick," a collaboration with Mickey Avalon. Accompanying him on tour is Andre Legacy—of the Dyslexic Speedreaders rap crew co-founded with Dirt and Avalon—and Beardo, a mustached MC self-proclaimed as a "trailer-park hero." Bordering between insipidly stupid and sincerely talented, the three are almost too good to be funny.

Updated 04/29/2009