Artist Foot Patrol

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Foot Patrol

Billed quite correctly as “the only foot fetish funk band in existence,” Austin’s Foot Patrol takes blind, virtuosic pianist T.J. Wade’s epic love for female feet and sets it to bumping R&B bravado. Dropping hot-and-horny come-ons that leave nothing to the imagination, Wade is, to quote Samuel L. Jackson, Austin’s foot fucking master (although his jaw-dropping synthesizer solos and naughty puns do be tickling).

Updated 11/03/2009