Mötley Crüe

Mötley Crüe’s days of copious heroin use, having backstage contests to see who can go the longest without showering and still get laid, and sodomizing young women with telephones (see the hair band’s biographical tome of epic raunch The Dirt) are probably far behind. And let’s face it, the filthy foursome of goateed Muppet-face Vince Neil, Mick “I’ve-always-been-way-too-fucking-old-for-this-shit” Mars, psychotic-junkie-gone-contemporary-pop-writer Nikki Sixx, and sexed-up doofus Tommy Lee haven’t cranked out a ripper since 1989’s Dr. Feelgood. This is probably why the Crüe has said “fuck it,” summoned Poison and a shamefully Johnny Thunder-less New York Dolls, and thrown together a fan appreciation tour, with a set list made up of Crüe songs the fans picked out on the band’s website. 

Updated 06/15/2011