If you hate hair metal, stop reading this. If you hate men in catsuits, stop reading this. If you hate near-falsetto-pitch singing, stop reading this. If you hate one-hit-wonders, stop reading this. If you’re still trudging forward it may interest you that the one and only The Darkness is back. Yes, that band who played that song is coming here. After disbanding in 2006, about two years after anyone last cared about it, the British hair metal nostalgia act returns with a re-revival of that music you hated the first time. Finally, you can pay to hear “I Believe In A Thing Called Love” live, instead of just squirming through it at karaoke.