Dress like a dead celebrity, get a free burger and fries
Enjoy the trailer burger, asshat.
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We're all for free food and supporting local eateries, but this is sorta fucking despicable: Shuggies Burgers And Shakes , in a bit of ghoulish bit of self-promotion, sent out a press release honoring The Week That Hollywood Died by announcing that it would give away free burgers and fries this weekend. The despicable part? In order to claim your on-the-house meal, you must be sporting either a Farrah Fawcett hairdo or a Michael Jackson glove. You know, the Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson that died yesterday. Of anal cancer and a heart attack, respectively. The end of two lives that have been treated like nothing but grist for the TMZ mill. The South First burger trailer calls the giveaway the "Hollywood Special" but we'd rather call it the "You're Kidding, Right? We Know Mourning Over Dead Celebrities Has Become A Grotesque And Absurd Ordeal, But Do You Not Have A Single Sympathetic Bone In Your Greasy Spoon Body?" (And no love for the late Ed McMahon or Sky Saxon?) There really is no such thing as a free lunch—no, this one costs a little bit of your soul.
