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  • Newswire There's already been a jewel heist and a gun scare at this year's Cannes

     And it's only day three.

    May 17, 2013 | 5:11pm -

  • Newswire Game Of Thrones is already thinking about its end date

     And it may be sooner than you think.

    May 17, 2013 | 4:39pm -

  • Newswire Here's a timely reminder that "never-nudes" aren't just something Arrested Development made up

     There are dozens of them.

    May 17, 2013 | 3:47pm -

  • Newswire Spike Lee directing a movie about a 1990s gold prospector

     It was just lying there.

    May 17, 2013 | 2:23pm -

  • Newswire David O. Russell and Leonardo DiCaprio get hip to the "assassinating JFK" trend that's so hot right now

     Suddenly everyone's doing it.

    May 17, 2013 | 1:37pm -

  • Newswire John Slattery smooth-talks his way into directing some of the best character actors around in his feature debut

     That Slattery can talk anyone into anything.

    May 17, 2013 | 12:36pm -

  • Trailer Last Vegas

    Michael Douglas, Robert De Niro, Kevin Kline, and Morgan Freeman party despite being old.

    May 17, 2013 | 11:45am -

  • Newswire It's time for the speculation about Christopher Nolan directing a James Bond film to begin again

     As it must every time there is a new Bond film now.

    May 17, 2013 | 10:56am -

  • Newswire Zombieland fans successfully kill Amazon pilot with their hatred

     Way to have standards, everyone.

    May 17, 2013 | 10:13am -

  • Newswire You missed buying a portrait of a naked Bea Arthur by a mere $1.9 million

     Return now to your dreams.

    May 16, 2013 | 5:36pm -

  • Newswire USA picks up comedies that are not Happy Endings, keeps you hanging on about Happy Endings

     Better not stop thinking about Happy Endings.

    May 16, 2013 | 4:21pm -

  • Newswire Date Movie's Friedberg and Seltzer to next point out the existence of the Fast & Furious franchise 

     There are these movies with cars. Also, here are some other things you have heard of, next to the cars.

    May 16, 2013 | 3:22pm -

  • Newswire HBO orders Mike Judge's Silicon Valley to series

     Great news for fans of Mike Judge working in fake technology companies.

    May 16, 2013 | 1:29pm -

  • Newswire The Internet does not believe that making Melissa Joan Hart a movie star is worth $2 million

     Thanks a lot, Zach Braff.

    May 16, 2013 | 12:56pm -

  • Newswire Reese Witherspoon, Jena Malone, and Martin Short are also joining Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice

     Anderson needs more intoxicated people to take on the police.

    May 16, 2013 | 10:47am -

  • Newswire And that's why you don't watch the new Arrested Development episodes out of order

     An important lesson from Mitch Hurwitz.

    May 16, 2013 | 10:03am -

  • Newswire Pittsburgh leads the nation in watching the most live television; so that's something, we guess

     Goodbye, Steel City.

    May 14, 2013 | 2:18pm -

  • "We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, straight-to-video pussy, basic-cable pussy..."

    Newswire And now there will be a From Dusk Till Dawn TV show

     Robert Rodriguez is making it himself.

    May 14, 2013 | 1:16pm -

  • Newswire Billy Crystal developing new movie in which old people have sex

     Obviously, it's a comedy. 

    May 14, 2013 | 12:12pm -

  • Newswire America will get Downton Abbey back in January

     After the UK, obviously.

    May 14, 2013 | 11:37am -

  • Newswire It's that thing where Bill Hader is leaving Saturday Night Live this weekend

     New York's hottest club just got a little sadder.

    May 14, 2013 | 11:04am -

  • Newswire Arnold Schwarzenegger to continue environmentalist campaign by starring in Toxic Avenger remake

     As the "Ex-Terminator."

    May 14, 2013 | 10:19am -

  • Newswire Univision's Spanish-language version of Breaking Bad is actually happening

     Get ready to meet Walter Blanco.

    May 13, 2013 | 4:25pm -

  • Great Job, Internet! Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown wrote a song about phone sex, and here it is

     "976-LOVE" shows that, even in the '90s, he was fascinated by numerology.

    May 13, 2013 | 3:29pm -

  • Newswire New movie will take you to Medieval Times, because that's where we're going so you can at least try to like it

     Or you can just decide you're not going to have any fun. That's up to you.

    May 13, 2013 | 2:15pm -

  • Newswire Paul Giamatti definitely looks pretty angry in this Spider-Man photo

     Maybe someone ordered the Merlot.

    May 13, 2013 | 12:51pm -

  • Newswire Yep, Seth Meyers is replacing Jimmy Fallon as the host of Late Night

     It's official.

    May 13, 2013 | 12:01pm -

  • Newswire Fox confirms it's bringing back 24, restoring balance for fans of Kiefer Sutherland shouting at people

     It all works out.

    May 13, 2013 | 11:32am -

  • Newswire CBS adds sultry legal drama, sultry gynecologist comedy to sultry list of new shows you've seen some version of before 

    Sultry legal procedurals and sultry Friends-alikes.

    May 13, 2013 | 10:58am -

  • Trailer Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    A superpowered Joss Whedon returns to TV.

    May 13, 2013 | 10:01am -

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