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  • Newswire America will get Downton Abbey back in January

     After the UK, obviously.

    May 14, 2013 | 11:37am -

  • Newswire It's that thing where Bill Hader is leaving Saturday Night Live this weekend

     New York's hottest club just got a little sadder.

    May 14, 2013 | 11:04am -

  • Newswire Arnold Schwarzenegger to continue environmentalist campaign by starring in Toxic Avenger remake

     As the "Ex-Terminator."

    May 14, 2013 | 10:19am -

  • Newswire Univision's Spanish-language version of Breaking Bad is actually happening

     Get ready to meet Walter Blanco.

    May 13, 2013 | 4:25pm -

  • Great Job, Internet! Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown wrote a song about phone sex, and here it is

     "976-LOVE" shows that, even in the '90s, he was fascinated by numerology.

    May 13, 2013 | 3:29pm -

  • Newswire New movie will take you to Medieval Times, because that's where we're going so you can at least try to like it

     Or you can just decide you're not going to have any fun. That's up to you.

    May 13, 2013 | 2:15pm -

  • Newswire Paul Giamatti definitely looks pretty angry in this Spider-Man photo

     Maybe someone ordered the Merlot.

    May 13, 2013 | 12:51pm -

  • Newswire Yep, Seth Meyers is replacing Jimmy Fallon as the host of Late Night

     It's official.

    May 13, 2013 | 12:01pm -

  • Newswire Fox confirms it's bringing back 24, restoring balance for fans of Kiefer Sutherland shouting at people

     It all works out.

    May 13, 2013 | 11:32am -

  • Newswire CBS adds sultry legal drama, sultry gynecologist comedy to sultry list of new shows you've seen some version of before 

    Sultry legal procedurals and sultry Friends-alikes.

    May 13, 2013 | 10:58am -

  • Trailer Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    A superpowered Joss Whedon returns to TV.

    May 13, 2013 | 10:01am -

  • Trailer Arrested Development

    It could be time to believe this is really happening.

    May 13, 2013 | 10:00am -

  • Newswire Fox's Junior MasterChef to find newer, younger chefs to disappoint Gordon Ramsay

     It's fucking raw talent.

    May 10, 2013 | 6:06pm -

  • Newswire Adult Swim also had upfronts, where it announced a cartoon about Mike Tyson solving mysteries with a talking pigeon

     And other shows not about Mike Tyson solving mysteries with a talking pigeon.

    May 10, 2013 | 5:16pm -

  • Newswire NBC finally gets around to canceling Rock Center With Brian Williams

     Now that it remembered it hadn't already.

    May 10, 2013 | 4:21pm -

  • Newswire Southland has also been canceled, despite not even being on NBC anymore

     Is there no end to NBC's bloodlust?

    May 10, 2013 | 4:00pm -

  • Newswire NBC plants three more fresh shows to replace all the dead ones

     Gotta keep the soil turnin'.

    May 10, 2013 | 3:40pm -

  • Newswire NBC cancels Go On, decides it will no longer... you know

     It's right on the tip of our tongue.

    May 10, 2013 | 2:50pm -

  • Newswire Movie theater manager finds way to make Iron Man 3 exciting by having fake gunmen storm the screening

    Why didn't anyone think of this before?

    May 10, 2013 | 2:04pm -

  • Newswire Chloe Moretz cast as a prostitute in The Equalizer and in story we feel kind of weird writing

     She's 16 and a prostitute and this is all very uncomfortable.

    May 10, 2013 | 12:01pm -

  • Newswire William Fichtner to co-star in, possibly jump on trampoline for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

     Whatever it is, it will be iconic.

    May 10, 2013 | 11:06am -

  • Newswire Owen Wilson may play a very Owen Wilson kind of guy in Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice

     A shaggy, surfer kind of guy.

    May 10, 2013 | 10:36am -

  • Trailer Gravity

     Alfonso Cuarón launches George Clooney and Sandra Bullock into outer space.

    May 10, 2013 | 10:17am -

  • NOT OPTIONAL The current must-see movie, a pair of absurd Twitter feeds, and a dose of black metal

    Some entertainment is optional. These aren’t.

    May 10, 2013 | 10:00am -

  • Newswire NBC also mercy-kills Up All Night and Guys With Kids 

     It was the humane thing to do.

    May 9, 2013 | 4:54pm -

  • Newswire Let's all pretend to be sad that Whitney and 1600 Penn have been canceled 

     Just to be nice.

    May 9, 2013 | 4:25pm -

  • Newswire John McCain running for President of Television by introducing bill that would allow you to choose what cable channels you want

    He's gonna maverick up your TV.

    May 9, 2013 | 3:57pm -

  • Newswire Parks And Recreation renewed for a sixth season, NBC confirms

    It's official.

    May 9, 2013 | 3:15pm -

  • Newswire Aloha Santa to ask what would happen if Santa crash-landed in Hawaii, provide amusing answer

     Merry Christmas to all, and to all, hang ten.

    May 9, 2013 | 1:24pm -

  • Newswire Michael Shannon and Jeff Nichols just can't stop making movies with each other

     They've already got a fourth one in the works.

    May 9, 2013 | 12:52pm -

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