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  • Newswire Disney chooses Big Hero 6 for its first inevitable Marvel animated movie

     You know, for kids.

    May 9, 2013 | 12:31pm -

  • Newswire We're gonna put some Anchorman 2 celebrity cameo news out there; if you like it, you can take it

     If you don't, send it right back.

    May 9, 2013 | 11:44am -

  • Trailer Captain Phillips 

     Tom Hanks is captured by pirates (not the fun kind).

    May 9, 2013 | 10:59am -

  • Newswire Game Of Thrones' Richard Madden to rule a much nicer kingdom in Cinderella

     The King In The North gets to be Prince Charming.

    May 8, 2013 | 4:38pm -

  • Newswire That John Gotti biopic with John Travolta is somehow back on after completely falling apart

     Joe Johnston is going to take a crack at keeping it together this time.

    May 8, 2013 | 3:47pm -

  • Newswire There's a new app that prevents you from having TV shows spoiled on Twitter, so that's all on you now

     You have no more excuses.

    May 8, 2013 | 2:56pm -

  • Newswire Jurassic Park 4 has been delayed, marking the first time anything's ever gone wrong at Jurassic Park

    Universal will spare no expense.

    May 8, 2013 | 1:46pm -

  • Trailer The Butler

    Oprah Winfrey is more important than all the presidents put together.

    May 8, 2013 | 12:55pm -

  • Newswire Netflix launches tour of Arrested Development banana stand, in which there is always advertising money

     Meet your fellow fans at the big yellow promotional joint.

    May 8, 2013 | 12:15pm -

  • Newswire Warner Bros. is taking another turn on a Dungeons & Dragons movie

     It's a Level 7 Reboot.

    May 8, 2013 | 11:27am -

  • Trailer The World's End

     Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Edgar Wright have another apocalyptic boys' night out.

    May 8, 2013 | 10:29am -

  • Newswire The IT Crowd is returning for one final episode

     They turned it off and on again.

    May 7, 2013 | 5:54pm -

  • Newswire Adam Scott may take John Cusack's place in the Hot Tub Time Machine sequel

     He also has a problem only a hot tub can solve.

    May 7, 2013 | 5:24pm -

  • Newswire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles welcomes Megan Fox back to the Michael Bay family by having her jump on a trampoline

     Their relationship continues to evolve.

    May 7, 2013 | 4:43pm -

  • Newswire Iron Man 3 almost had a sex tape subplot, somehow did not have a sex tape subplot

     And yet, here is how it would have had a sex tape subplot.

    May 7, 2013 | 3:21pm -

  • Newswire Martin Scorsese finds someone else to star in his Jesuits-in-Japan movie Silence

     It's Andrew Garfield.

    May 7, 2013 | 1:51pm -

  • Newswire Benicio Del Toro to provide more questionable legal counsel in Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice

     As your attorney, he advises you to do stoner detective things.

    May 7, 2013 | 12:40pm -

  • Newswire R.I.P. Ray Harryhausen

     He was 92.

    May 7, 2013 | 11:48am -

  • Newswire Tom Cruise signs on for another Mission: Impossible movie

     But you knew this already.

    May 7, 2013 | 11:38am -

  • Newswire Ewan McGregor is the latest actor to join, not yet abandon Natalie Portman's Western

     At least for today.

    May 7, 2013 | 11:05am -

  • Great Job, Internet! Read This: Science finds a way to remove the unpredictable risks of human imagination from filmmaking

     It's now officially a formula of determining what's worked before and just doing that again.

    May 7, 2013 | 10:10am -

  • Newswire R.I.P. Mario Machado, reporter in real life and in movies like Scarface and RoboCop

     He was 78.

    May 6, 2013 | 4:18pm -

  • Newswire A whole bunch of the movies Mystery Science Theater 3000 mocked are getting remakes

    American International Pictures lives again.

    May 6, 2013 | 3:01pm -

  • Newswire We can probably stop pretending as though Steve Carell won't be in the Office finale 

     Because obviously he will.

    May 6, 2013 | 2:02pm -

  • Newswire Harper Lee sues her agent for allegedly cheating her out of To Kill A Mockingbird copyright

     You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view and realize he's a scumbag.

    May 6, 2013 | 12:45pm -

  • Newswire Fox cancels Cops, sending it to walk the basic-cable back alleyways of Spike

     Where what the bad boys are gonna do is watch Star Wars again.

    May 6, 2013 | 11:53am -

  • Newswire Here's the guy who will star in The Crow remake, finally

    It's Luke Evans, new king of the goths.

    May 6, 2013 | 11:11am -

  • Newswire New study confirms people think movie trailers give away too much and that they won't really do anything about it

     But they will complain if asked about it.

    May 3, 2013 | 4:39pm -

  • Newswire And now Michael Caine is also doing something in Christopher Nolan's Interstellar

     Something spacey and British.

    May 3, 2013 | 2:50pm -

  • Newswire Dr. Drew says he's finally kicking the Celebrity Rehab habit now that so many people have died

     He had a moment of clarity where he realized he's tired of taking your shit.

    May 3, 2013 | 2:02pm -

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