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  • Newswire The IT Crowd is returning for one final episode

     They turned it off and on again.

    May 7, 2013 | 5:54pm -

  • Newswire Adam Scott may take John Cusack's place in the Hot Tub Time Machine sequel

     He also has a problem only a hot tub can solve.

    May 7, 2013 | 5:24pm -

  • Newswire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles welcomes Megan Fox back to the Michael Bay family by having her jump on a trampoline

     Their relationship continues to evolve.

    May 7, 2013 | 4:43pm -

  • Newswire Iron Man 3 almost had a sex tape subplot, somehow did not have a sex tape subplot

     And yet, here is how it would have had a sex tape subplot.

    May 7, 2013 | 3:21pm -

  • Newswire Martin Scorsese finds someone else to star in his Jesuits-in-Japan movie Silence

     It's Andrew Garfield.

    May 7, 2013 | 1:51pm -

  • Newswire Benicio Del Toro to provide more questionable legal counsel in Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice

     As your attorney, he advises you to do stoner detective things.

    May 7, 2013 | 12:40pm -

  • Newswire R.I.P. Ray Harryhausen

     He was 92.

    May 7, 2013 | 11:48am -

  • Newswire Tom Cruise signs on for another Mission: Impossible movie

     But you knew this already.

    May 7, 2013 | 11:38am -

  • Newswire Ewan McGregor is the latest actor to join, not yet abandon Natalie Portman's Western

     At least for today.

    May 7, 2013 | 11:05am -

  • Great Job, Internet! Read This: Science finds a way to remove the unpredictable risks of human imagination from filmmaking

     It's now officially a formula of determining what's worked before and just doing that again.

    May 7, 2013 | 10:10am -

  • Newswire R.I.P. Mario Machado, reporter in real life and in movies like Scarface and RoboCop

     He was 78.

    May 6, 2013 | 4:18pm -

  • Newswire A whole bunch of the movies Mystery Science Theater 3000 mocked are getting remakes

    American International Pictures lives again.

    May 6, 2013 | 3:01pm -

  • Newswire We can probably stop pretending as though Steve Carell won't be in the Office finale 

     Because obviously he will.

    May 6, 2013 | 2:02pm -

  • Newswire Harper Lee sues her agent for allegedly cheating her out of To Kill A Mockingbird copyright

     You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view and realize he's a scumbag.

    May 6, 2013 | 12:45pm -

  • Newswire Fox cancels Cops, sending it to walk the basic-cable back alleyways of Spike

     Where what the bad boys are gonna do is watch Star Wars again.

    May 6, 2013 | 11:53am -

  • Newswire Here's the guy who will star in The Crow remake, finally

    It's Luke Evans, new king of the goths.

    May 6, 2013 | 11:11am -

  • Newswire New study confirms people think movie trailers give away too much and that they won't really do anything about it

     But they will complain if asked about it.

    May 3, 2013 | 4:39pm -

  • Newswire And now Michael Caine is also doing something in Christopher Nolan's Interstellar

     Something spacey and British.

    May 3, 2013 | 2:50pm -

  • Newswire Dr. Drew says he's finally kicking the Celebrity Rehab habit now that so many people have died

     He had a moment of clarity where he realized he's tired of taking your shit.

    May 3, 2013 | 2:02pm -

  • Newswire Jessica Chastain will also be doing something in Christopher Nolan's Interstellar

     Something spacey. 

    May 3, 2013 | 12:56pm -

  • Newswire Crackle to take its bold first step into the future of movies with Joe Dirt 2 

     The dream of digital entertainment is now a reality and wears a funny mullet wig.

    May 3, 2013 | 12:17pm -

  • Newswire Jurassic Park 4 is going back to the original island, where all the good dinosaur stuff is

    No more dinosaur road trips.

    May 3, 2013 | 11:34am -

  • Newswire Here is video of Reese Witherspoon's rousing speech in defense of being an American, being drunk

     We are all American citizens on American ground. 

    May 3, 2013 | 10:48am -

  • Trailer Girl Most Likely

     Kristen Wiig can't stop breaking down.

    May 3, 2013 | 9:00am -

  • Taste Test Video Taste Test: Game Of Thrones beer

    Ommegang's fantasy beer series begins, while one of our staffers concludes their own equally epic journey.

    May 3, 2013 | 12:00am -

  • Newswire Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to star in HBO's Entourage for athletes, basically

     Mark Wahlberg is producing.

    May 2, 2013 | 5:12pm -

  • Newswire Steven Spielberg is sending Bradley Cooper to Iraq for American Sniper

    Spielberg re-enlists for another war.

    May 2, 2013 | 4:19pm -

  • Newswire Michael Bay wants to know who stole $75,000 worth of sex toys from the set of Pain & Gain 

     It's a real-life crime that Michael Bay actually cares about.

    May 2, 2013 | 3:40pm -

  • Newswire Mister Rogers biopic to expose the real Mister Rogers, as a very nice man who didn't do things that would normally be in a biopic 

    Unless they just start making stuff up like we did.

    May 2, 2013 | 2:39pm -

  • Newswire Game Of Thrones' Emilia Clarke to strip for James Franco, fall in love with Futurama's Zoidberg 

     Which is more degrading?

    May 2, 2013 | 2:09pm -

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