Have yourself a tacky little Christmas
A tour of Chicagoland's Christmas decorations
Taz is a pretty apt metaphor for Christmas: They both consume everything in their paths in an ugly display.
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Anything that's worth doing is worth overdoing, and at no time is that excess encouraged more than at Christmas. Households compete with one another essentially to see who can erect the gaudiest, most irritating eyesores—apparently there's a direct correlation between the amount of electricity you waste powering your ornaments and your love of all things Santa. Decider humbly submits these real-life examples of Chicagoland's most garish and pathetic attempts to celebrate yuletide.
How do they sleep at night? No, really, how? That must be really bright.
These snowmen are about to suffocate.
Apparently building actual snowmen is far too inconvenient.
Do you love Christmas enough to decorate your regular and tree houses?
"A" for effort, but, really, more accurately, an "F."
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Either this is postmodern art or just a store really half-assing its depressing decorations.
How do they sleep at night? No, really, how? That must be really bright.These snowmen are about to suffocate.Apparently building actual snowmen is far too inconvenient.Do you love Christmas enough to decorate your regular and tree houses?"A" for effort, but, really, more accurately, an "F."Santa: For all your custom leather creation and alternation needs.Either this is postmodern art or just a store really half-assing its depressing decorations.
