No longer trapped in the closet: items allegedly belonging to R. Kelly on Craigslist
Items supposedly belonging to the mastermind behind the hip-hopera "Trapped In The Closet" have landed on Craigslist. The seller claims to be unloading "many items from old R. Kelly house," though many of them seem to be from his Space Jam rider: a bar table emblazoned with Looney Tunes characters hanging out with, uh, Jessica Rabbit, and a glass-backboard basketball hoop. On the more practical and inexplicable side, there's also a pair of gas burners—the perfect icebreaker at any party. Requests to speak with the seller were not immediately returned.
Since we already have it stuck in our heads, here's the first chapter of "Trapped In The Closet":
