Opposite Of Pants
What is the opposite of pants, exactly? Perhaps a shirt or a jacket, both worn above the waist like some sort of twisted mirror image of the aforementioned pants? Shants? The band's MySpace page contains a logo depicting a silhouette wearing briefs and socks, so maybe it's more about what's under the pants? A glance at a few song titles—"Community Dick"; "C Everett Poop"; "Understudy"—doesn't help matters, either. It may have to remain a mystery forever, this matter of the pants and their opposite, but at least take comfort in the fact that, when it comes to the Opposite Of Pants everyone agrees: inoffensive Arctic Monkeys rip-off.
Opposite Of Pants plays tonight at the Abbey Pub.
Here's the band playing "C Everett Poop":
