Surprise, surprise: Forbes ranks Chicago America's No. 5 worst winter weather city
There are four cities worse off than us?
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Forbes apparently is some sort of finance-oriented magazine read by people much smarter and much, much richer than us, but as far as we can tell all this magazine does is rank cities based on arbitrary categories, like “Who’s the fattest?” or “Where can fat singles get laid the fastest?” Chicago tends to do pretty "well" on these lists (we're shoe-ins for "most miserable" each year), which is a mixed blessing, especially when it comes to Forbes' latest list of America’s worst winter weather cities. Chicago ranks No. 5, which is better than Milwaukee, New York City, Boston, and No. 1 worst Cleveland, and not as good as Minneapolis and (gulp) Detroit. Thanks for kicking us in the teeth while we’re in the midst of the season’s worst storm, Forbes!
