The creepy saga of Joe Simpson and his daughters inspires creepy Nickoledeon comedy
Remember Joe Simpson? Creepy Svengali behind daughters Jessica and Ashley? Prone to making inappropriate comments about his daughter's giant rack? According to Hollywood Reporter the former psychologist (seriously?) is now using his own creepy evolution from headshrinker to stage dad as the basis for a sitcom pilot for Nickelodeon.
Just imagine the comic possibilities: Joe consoling his daughter after her latest film goes direct to DVD, Joe consoling his other daughter after she fucks up on Saturday Night Live, Joe making inappropriate comments about his daughter's giant breasts, Joe consoling his daughters after the Nickelodeon show based on their lives gets canceled. It's a comic goldmine I tells ya! We remain, as always, aw fuck it, this looks terrible.
What's that? You've forgotten what Jessica's enormous breasts look like? Here's a helpful, non-pandering reminder:
