'Til death do us part: "Unholy Matrimony" package still left for Chicago-area Ozzfest
Metalheads need love, too—and ministers named "Big Dave."
It's red velvet, of course.
Ozzfest grumbles into the First Midwest Bank Amphitheater Tues., Aug. 17, bringing with it the most romantic of ticket packages: the "Unholy Matrimony." For the low, low price of $266 a person, a couple can throw the most bitchin' hitchin' this side of Hades. The bride, groom, and eight of their black-T-shirt-wearing friends get pit passes, an Ozzfest-themed cake, and a ceremony on the second stage right before Black Label Society plays. There's even the threat that second-stage bands may participate in the ceremony, which is performed by Ozzfest MC Big Dave.
Each lucky couple married on Ozzfest (one per date) will be entered to win something certainly on every bride's registry: their very own Monster Energy refrigerator. Members of the bridal party will also go home with goodie bags featuring special shirts, commemorative posters, and ear buds, just in case they draw the room next to the honeymooners that night.
The package has sold out already for the California, Connecticut, and New Jersey shows, but the Chicago package remains woefully unclaimed. Doesn't anyone appreciate romance anymore?
