Local Newswire WWE wrestler CM Punk calls Chris Brown a turd on Twitter

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In an utterly stupid turn of events, pro wrestler and Chicago local CM Punk of the WWE started shit with Chris Brown on Twitter this week, proclaiming that “curb stomping that turd” would be a true Wrestlemania moment. When Brown responded by suggesting that Punk uses steroids, the wrestler fired back with a Smackdown-like video in which he brags about being straight-edge and challenges Brown to a fight, saying the unexplained “proceeds” of that fight will go to the women’s charity of Punk’s choosing.

Punk also reveals that he doesn’t have a PR team, which might explain how someone who makes a living glorifying violence has been able to speak out so strongly against it.

That said, maybe a nice, staged ass-whooping on national television would be the perfect way for Breezy—and everyone living vicariously through this fiasco—to atone.

In the meantime, check out this video of CM Punk taking out former girlfriend Beth Phoenix in the WWE Royal Rumble. With a clothesline.

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