HOLIDAY SALE AT THE ONION STORE

A Red Orchid Theatre

1531 N Wells St
Chicago IL 60610-7752
312-943-8722
  • Sun Nov 15 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Fri Nov 20 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sat Nov 21 5 pm, 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sun Nov 22 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Fri Nov 27 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sun Nov 29 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Fri Dec 4 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sun Dec 6 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Fri Dec 11 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sun Dec 13 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Fri Dec 18 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sun Dec 20 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Fri Dec 25 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sat Dec 26 5 pm, 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sun Dec 27 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Fri Jan 1 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sat Jan 2 5 pm, 8 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
  • Sun Jan 3 3 pm
    A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant at A Red Orchid Theatre

    A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

    A Red Orchid Theatre 1531 N Wells St, Chicago, IL
$25

A Red Orchid Theatre’s first holiday offering, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant returns after debuting in 2008, which means there’s another chance to take a break from all the theater skewed toward Christianity and Charles Dickens. Directed by Steve Wilson, a cast predominately composed of pre-teens satirically—but factually—recounts the origin of one of the world’s most misunderstood religions. Everything from Tom Cruise to auditing to what L. Ron Hubbard’s first initial stands for are dredged up, and while the musical won’t change anyone’s minds about Scientology, it will at least entertain while being harmlessly provocative.

Updated 11/23/2009

« Back to A.V. Chicago home

Share Tools