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My Year Of Flops Case File 108, Top O' The Morning Edition: Finian's Rainbow

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By Nathan Rabin
April 30th, 2008

History has a way of reducing the radical to the passé. When Coppola actually sat down to read the book and script for Finian's Rainbow—something he unwisely held off doing until after he'd committed to the project—he was mortified by what he deemed a "clunky old show" with an "embarrassingly old fashioned script." Coppola's commentary for Rainbow is consequently an endless catalog of regrets, missed opportunities and things he'd do differently if he had it all to do over again. If you're dying to hear a great filmmaker second guess himself and every decision he made decades earlier, I can't recommend it highly enough.

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Chief among Coppola's regrets: that he didn't drastically reduce the film's script into something more manageable. At 145 leisurely paced minutes, Rainbow could certainly stand to lose a good half hour. But after a leaden first hour, Coppola's unwieldy contraption starts to pick up speed and momentum. But oh sweet Lord it takes a while to get there.

In his first singing, dancing lead role in over a decade, Astaire stars as an impish, whiskey-chugging Irish immigrant who bids a hasty departure from his homeland alongside daughter Petula Clark after stealing leprechaun Tommy Steele's pot o' gold. Rainbow is consequently the story of a man and his dream, not unlike one of Coppola's '80s efforts, Gardens Of Stone. Astaire's liquor-saturated, hare-brained scheme: to plant his pot of gold in the rich soil around Fort Knox, then sit back and reap the rewards when it brings untold riches to the simple folk of Rainbow Valley.

Meanwhile, a racist senator (the great character actor Keenan Wynn) is magically transformed into a soul brother, and Steele turns up in Rainbow Valley to retrieve his pot of gold before he turns into a mortal human being. Yes, friends, Finian's Rainbow is what is now known as a "docudrama." The Wynn subplot mirrors the central premise of Melvin Van Peebles' Watermelon Man. In Watermelon Man, a bigoted white man wakes up with black skin one morning. Hilarity is supposed to ensue but what stands out most vividly about the film is not humor but rage.

The script for Watermelon Man originally ended with the chastened bigot becoming white again, having learned the hard way to treat all men as brothers and donate generously to the NAACP. Ever the provocateur, Van Peebles gave the old middle-finger-salute to fake liberal uplift. He argued persuasively that the original ending treated blackness as a curse and whiteness as a reward for learning the requisite life lessons. Van Peebles wasn't about to let the audience off the hook that easily. No, he was going to shove the audience's collective face in the enduring ugliness of racism. There would be no happy endings, no magical return to the status quo. Van Peebles' Watermelon Man ends the film black and oppressed just as he began it white and smug. There would be no catharsis for him or for the audience.

In sharp contrast, Rainbow lets Wynn off easy. Steele gives him an attitude adjustment to go along with his new skin tone and it isn't long until he's praising Jesus alongside an all-black gospel trio. His transformation rings hollow, since it's the product of magical forces, not emotional growth. Yet if the film's social commentary is ultimately tame and soft, I was slowly but surely won over by the film's generosity of spirit, by its hokey but infectious populist spirit, and by Astaire's performance.

When audiences watched Astaire in Finian's Rainbow they saw a beloved entertainer still agile, boyish, and charming well into his golden years. But they also saw a terrifying vision of their own encroaching mortality, disconcerting proof that time has its wicked way with even the spriest and most youthful among us. In his early days, Astaire danced as if it came as naturally to him as breathing or sleeping. Astaire effortlessly conveyed grace and ease. Those gifts are on ample display here, but they're joined by a newfound fragility. For the first and only time, the pleasure that comes with watching Astaire dance is accompanied by fretful concern that if he misjudges a step and falls down he'll break a hip and be forced to hang up his dancing shoes for good.

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On the opposite end of the tolerability index lurks Steele. Coppola envisioned the film's leprechaun as shy and withdrawn; Steele plays him as obnoxious and overbearing. He's the cinematic equivalent of an Irish Spring commercial, all oppressive whimsy and cartoon Irishness. Watching Steele mug shamelessly, I fantasized about kicking him long and hard in the backside and watching with glee as a gold coin magically emanated from his being with every assault, as in video game Golden Axe. I wanted so very desperately to be a kicker of leprechauns. Fake, phony, pandering fucking leprechauns.

I found much to like and dislike about Finian's Rainbow, from forest sets that look unmistakably like an Astroturf showroom to a bloated running time made even longer by a musical prelude and intermission. But I can't help but wonder if my grudging fondness for the film was a form of Stockholm Syndrome: Since I spend something like 15-25 hours researching, watching, and writing about My Year Of Flops entries, it's in my best interest to lay back and try to enjoy them as much as humanly possible.

I was rooting unashamedly for the avuncular old pro and the whiz kid to beat the odds, to transform hokey old material into something fresh and relevant. So I was willing to overlook many of the film's flaws in light of its underdog charm and gentle humanism. There is a certain glory in its failure. It's a relic of a very strange period in Hollywood's rocky evolution, and it ranks somewhere between a footnote and a lost gem in Coppola's wildly uneven filmography. It's both fascinating and frustrating watching Coppola—who admits in the commentary that he didn't meet a black person until he was 22—try to reconcile the yawning gulf between the racial and social attitudes of 1947 and 1967.

Rainbow is almost worth checking out for its commentary alone and the way Coppola spends part of the time mapping out the ballsy, contemporary, much, much shorter film he should have made and the rest of it bemoaning the imperfect charmer he did make. I am probably alone in hoping that Coppola someday gets to re-edit the film however he sees fit. Heck, if George Lucas can toy with the Star Wars universe to his heart's content then Coppola—who met Lucas on the film's set—should be allowed to make a director's cut of Finian's Rainbow, though I agree with all those Internet nerds that in the radically shortened Finian's Rainbow: Special Edition Han should still shoot Greedo first.

Failure, Fiasco or Secret Success: Somewhere between a Fiasco and a very soft Secret Success

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