Wookies?
Wookie Hangover
Songs include "MILF," "Slayer Song," and "The Beer Song."
Legowookie
Cutesy bullshit
Smile BrigadeMy Hero Is Me
The Giggle Club
As seen in Little Miss Thang magazine!
Best Fwends
Although they describe their sound as "slightly better than terrible," they nevertheless won Vice Magazine's "worst album of the month." Then all their gear was stolen. And now they're on this list. They can't catch a break!
Sing It Loud
The Giving Tree Band
Ashley Said Yes
Puns/rhymes
Dear And The Headlights
One Small Step For Landmines
Visitor to their site can download four different ad banners to put on their MySpace pages. Hooray!
The Cornish Gay Men
Especially affected
Order Of The Dying Orchid
Enigmatic Heart
The Ghost Is Dancing
Winter Took His Life
Flowers Of Romance
Pieces Of A Dream
Grave For The Fireflies
After seven years, they recently changed their name to Vultures United. They described the news as, "It's like having a new baby last minute, but it being born retarded BUT ULTIMATELY, it having special powers."
Orb Of Confusion
Formerly known as Wailin' Genocide.
Drugs
Three Weed Salad
Count Dracula's Weed Smuggling Jam Engine
Hey ladies
Sistas In The Pit
Joan As Police Woman
"BEAUTY IS THE NEW PUNK ROCK," announces her site.
She Is So Beautiful/She Is So Blonde
One reviewer described them as "the least fun music possible." Ouch.
Speak Her Language
God-Des And She
This Lesbian rap act has a song called "Lick It" which begins, "Good evening class, I would like to welcome you to Pussy-Eating 101."
Death
Dead By Choice
Strangers Die Every Day
The Dead Kenny Gs
Killgasm
First line of their bio: "Started in 2002 to try and end Christianity. Instead we spent the years just drinking, doing drugs, and fucking a lot of whores. All while trying to rip off Carcass and Darkthrone."
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As Your Attorney
Coach Said Not To
Life After Laserdisque
Food Will Win The War
Haunting Oboe Music
Skull Sküll
Weekend Nachos
Or, The Whale
Vices I Admire
Shapes Have Fangs
Doofgoblin
Jews And Mexicans
"Available for Bar Mitzvahs and Quinceaneras!"
Prognosis: Killing It
AKA Wizard Beard
Batman Vs. Predator
Til We're Blue Or Destroy
Shot For The Stars...And Kill Them
Bi Furious
Human Being Lawnmower
Crochet'd Machete
DD/MM/YYYY
Does It Offend You, Yeah?
To Live And Shave In L.A.
Goat Motor
Happy Butterfly Foot
Algebro
Car Full Of Midgets
Shitdisco
Boneless Children Foundation
Bear's Acoustic Honey
White Pee
Jewsus
Album: Boners And Loners
Amusing Show Line-Ups from This Year:
Clinging To The Trees Of A Forest Fire + Eviscerated Soul, Zombie Hate Brigade, Deadspeak, Whore Grinder: Bender's Tavern, 9pm
Unicorn Basement + Gay Witch Abortion, Babyguts, Bri Entering The Bratmosphere: Triple Rock Social Club, 9pm, free
Pink Reason + Psychedelic Horseshit, Expensive Shit: Beerland, 10pm
Little Bitches + Johnny Butt And The Bad Fish: Rockit Room, 9pm
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