I've always thought that Jamie Foxx's natural career progression would be Booty Call, Ray, Oscar win, release of the R&B album Unpredictable, release of the R&B album Hot Tub, Academy Award (These Are The Words I'm Sayin' To You), followed by the launch of Academy Award Winner: The Fragrance (musky ego with notes of ugh). But this just goes to show you: no one can predict Jamie Foxx's next move. One day, he's a wannabe R. Kelly in showers of dollar bills, the next day he's a wannabe Mo'Nique hosting a male version of Charm School. Will Jamie's Oscar statuette co-host? How will the possessions of G be made into sophisticated GENTS? What does it all mean? Wait...there are more questions:

More questions for potential contestants: Are you unencumbered by dignity and self-worth? Does your definition of "Gentleman" include the word "classy"? Do you ever use the word "bling" and, if so, are you Mitt Romney? Do you accept Jamie Foxx into your life as your personal style and classiness savior?

This casting notice has more unneccessary capitalization than an Emily Dickinson poem, but still, sounds interesting. So it's like My Fair Thug? Certainly Professor Foxx has more gentlemanly lessons to impart to his wiling pupils. What about Ray Charles Impersonations, or Sunglasses Sophistication, or Dignity and Poise at Promotional Appearances?

True. But only if your dream job and lifestyle are MTV reality show winner who dresses like Jamie Foxx.