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The CW has announced its fall line-up and it's... familiar. (The grid at the bottom of this Variety article doesn't exactly pop with new material, does it?) New shows include Surviving The Filthy Rich (previously How To Teach Filthy Rich Girls). It sounds like a natural extension of Gossip Girl just as Stylista sounds like a natural extension of America's Next Top Model. (Think Top Model only set at Elle.) Oh, and then there's 90210, the zip code that summons up nostalgia for sideburns and... wait. Why did we like that show the first time around? Reaper will return at mid-season.

Also: One Tree Hill is still on. As is Smallville. Sometimes the brain's dead but the body doesn't know to lie down, does it?

Rapper Remy Ma (a.k.a. Reminisce Smith, Remy Martin, and Shesus Khryst) has been sentenced to 8 years in prison for shooting a friend last July. Oops. XXL has a detailed account, including an apparent attempt by rapper fiancé Papoose to slip Ma a skeleton key on their wedding day, scotching plans for the their Rikers Island nuptials.

Ah, Chicago. Home to the nation’s highest sales tax for a city its size. The place where you can’t eat foie gras. Where you have to pay extra when drinking water from a plastic bottle. When it comes to sticking it to its residents, the Windy City can’t be beat.

So, in keeping with tradition, Chicago’s City Council votes tomorrow on an “Event Promoters ordinance" that will enact strict requirements for live music, theater, comedy, and whatever else in the city. Among the requirements:

• Promoters must have a license from the city to host the event and have $300,000 in liability insurance.

• "Promoter" = virtually anyone who sets up a show in Chicago, thanks to the loose definition in the ordinance.

• The license will set you back $500-$2,000, depending on expected audience size.

• If you want a license, you have to be over 21. Oh, and you’ll need to be fingerprinted, submit to a background check, and who knows what else.

• If your venue has 500 or more permanent seats, you’re exempt. Sorry small venues!

• Police must be informed at least seven days in advance.

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News is starting to leak out from official and unofficial channels about next year's fall TV schedule. (As usual, Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood column has done an excellent job serving as a first responder for the news.) Here's a summary of how things stand now.

ABC:

ABC held its big upfronts presentation today unveiling a fall schedule full of shows you saw last year. (No, not Cavemen.) Apart from the David E. Kelley-produced version of the BBC hit Life On Mars (in which a cop wakes up in the wrong decade and has to figure out what he's doing there), most the action hits at mid-season, which sees the addition of Scrubs (making the move from NBC), an untitled Tyra Banks/Ashton Kutcher reality show project (at last!), some game show called Opportunity Knocks, The Goode Family a Mike Judge animated series.

NBC:

NBC announced its fall schedule a few weeks ago, using upfronts week to confirm Jimmy Fallon as the new host of Late Night. For those who missed it, major additions include a Christian Slater series called My Own Worst Enemy, (readers, I'll let you... read more

Okay, now there’s pretty much no excuse for not having seen The Wire. HBO announced today that it will be offering original programming for download on iTunes. The current roster of shows available includes The Wire, Flight Of The Conchords, Rome, The Sopranos, Deadwood, and Sex And The City. With the exception of heavy hitters Sex And The City and The Sopranos, only first seasons are offered right now, but additional seasons are rumored to be coming down the pipe as well.

Of course, not all HBO shows are created equal. In an unusual break from its standard $1.99 per episode pricing scheme, iTunes is charging $2.99 for episodes of Sopranos, Deadwood, and Rome, while the other three remain at $1.99. There is also no discount for purchasing an entire season. Additionally, programs that are currently still on-air, like Entourage and Flight Of The Conchords (which doesn't return until 2009, ugh),

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