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- The announcement of Spears' pregnancy is unfortunately overshadowing that of Lily Allen, who's expecting her own out-of-wedlock bundle of joy--a collaboration with Chemical Brother Ed Simon, so it'll probably be really cool when it first comes out and then get sort of overbearing and dully repetitive after a while. (Yahoo! News, of course, couldn't resist pulling some pun on "Smile"--though sadly nothing about "fucking the girl next door.")
- Did Jay-Z and Beyonce finally get married in a private Paris ceremony? Did they exchange tattoos instead of rings? Will there ever be a day when this rumor stops hitting the web?
- Queen Latifah will join Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli as the latest fading star to make a desperate grab for the spotlight spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
- OMG you guys, Lindsay Lohan is totes a lesbian now!
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