Newswire
Rumor has it, Viggo Mortensen has been asked to play Edgar Allan Poe in an upcoming biopic of the doomed, gloomy writer. And the producer of the film is… wait for it… Sylvester Stallone. Too bad Sly didn't tacke the role himself—just imagining him trying to wrap his lips around “The Raven” is making me giggle.
More posts by this author
-
Aug 15, 2008
Jackson Browne sues McCain -
Aug 14, 2008
Green, Meyer on Heroes? -
Aug 13, 2008
Pineapple Express/Superbad crossover? -
Aug 12, 2008
This is not a record review -
Aug 7, 2008
Tarantino taps Spears for Pussycat? -
Jul 31, 2008
Stern, Winter to remake Rock ’N’ Roll High School -
Jul 30, 2008
Café Oh Lame, or: The Workin’ At The Coffee Shop Blues
Recent Newswire Entries
-
Nov 13, 2007
Today in celebrity lawsuits: Hannah Montana, Jeff Goldblum, Boy George -
Nov 13, 2007
Marvel opens online archives -
Nov 12, 2007
Modern Americans too fat for It's A Small World -
Nov 12, 2007
Winona: the final frontier -
Nov 12, 2007
RIP Norman Mailer -
Nov 9, 2007
Friday Buzzkills: TV sucks, Wu-Tang feuds, Prince pursues, and more -
Nov 9, 2007
Stardust on Squarepants -
Nov 8, 2007
Stalking Conan O'Brien -
Nov 8, 2007
New My Bloody Valentine album kinda sorta for sure
Advertisement

- Comments