Early in Slumber Party '57, one of six nubile Eisenhower-era teens enthusiastically proposes what she refers to as a "super-neat idea": "What about if we all talk about the first time we did it?" The girls then take turns describing how they first compromised their womanly virtue, with each description punctuated by gratuitous nudity, conspicuous period detail, and a blaring soundtrack of ubiquitous super-hits of the '50s, from the likes of The Big Bopper, Paul & Paula, and The Platters. The first tale of innocence lost centers on a buxom country girl who returns to Alabama to spend time with a hunky relative who's eager to put the "kissing" back in "kissing cousin." Clearly a graduate of the Dukes Of Hazzard school of courtship, he treats his virginal kin to a day of seduction, complete with a trip to one of the finest moonshine stills in Alabama, several explosions, a frantic chase sequence, and copulation at the drive-in. The next confessor spins a tale about seducing a four-eyed friend of the family while reading Lolita, only to be caught by her father, who punishes her with a not entirely unwelcome spanking. The next tale of ribaldry involves a clean-cut preppie seducing high-school girl Debra Winger, after proving his valor by single-handedly defeating three motorcycling hooligans in a spirited round of fisticuffs. A horse barn provides the novel setting for the next saucy yarn, in which a lusty stable-lad seduces a dewy virgin while his sister looks on with an impenetrable expression indicating either lust or boredom. The evening's final tale of innocence surrendered involves the seduction of a young actress by a macho older thespian. But the sixth and final would-be storyteller insists she's still a virgin, though she hopes to remedy the situation that night with the help of a slew of willing and available local boys. Terrified that their friend will lose her virginity to six brawny jocks because of peer pressure, each ostensible non-virgin confesses to making up at least part of her story. The five fibbers race to their friend's bedroom to save her, only to find their already-deflowered chum asleep at the bottom of a giant pile of naked male flesh.
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