Movie studios frequently fly hard-working journalists to press junkets in Beverly Hills, where they are shown films, put up in fancy hotel rooms, and given a per diem so they can concentrate on their challenging work: conducting a series of hard-hitting, strenuously researched roundtable interviews with the people behind each junketed film. The Onion recently attended a junket for Idle Hands, taking the following photographs so readers can develop a better appreciation of the difficult tasks entertainment journalists must perform in order to educate and inform the public.
The nice folks behind Idle Hands gave me this awesome T-shirt. Thanks, guys! I owe you one!
This is me with Rodman Flender, the director of Leprechaun 2 and TV's Arli$$. His new movie, Idle Hands, is totally scary!
This is a picture of me with Elden Henson, the retarded kid from The Mighty. During our interview, I learned that he is not retarded, but that he's actually 21! Who knew?
My new pal Abbi from USC took this picture of me and Vivica A. Fox. Thanks, Ab! Next time I'm in town, we gotta hang out at Planet Hollywood!
This is me with TV's Seth Green. He plays a Yeti on Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Livin' la vida loca!
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Flender!
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