Penguins: Just Like Us; Grizzlies: Not So Much
by Scott Tobias
July 29th, 2005
So I finally caught up with March Of The Penguins, the latest documentary phenomenon, last weekend and I can see why people love it: The footage of these Emperor Penguins, surviving against long odds in the meteorological extremes of Antarctica, is pretty extraordinary. I don’t know how they wrangled those cameramen to freeze their asses off at 50 below (to say nothing of the high winds), but I doubt they were a Union crew. Remarkable, too, is the story of their long, perilous mating ritual: Waddling 90 adorable miles in the bitter cold to the breeding grounds, going months without food, protecting the egg from the elements, shielding their fragile young from scavengers, etc. Yet Morgan Freeman’s prodding voiceover narration, perhaps in an effort to connect with little kids and their parents, keeps coughing up terms like “love” and “family” to make these penguins seem just like The Cleavers or something. While it’s natural for us to want to anthropomorphize the animal kingdom—who with pets isn’t guilty of assigning them colorful personalities?—documentaries have a responsibility to view nature with a cooler, more rational eye for their true capabilities. Propagating the species seems to me an instinct that all animals share (or else risk extinction, no?), but a concept like “love” seems far too abstract for these cute little buggers, who abandon both their mates and their young when the mating cycle is over. Deadbeats!
