Judging by his the title of his upcoming album, FutureSex/LoveSounds, here's a short list of who Justin Timberlake thinks he is:

--Outkast

--A guy who can rip off Outkast's slash-and-nonsense school of album naming and get away with it

--A member of the Black Eyed Peas

--Like, a genius, man

--Someone who can make the public forget that his last album was called Justified

--Beck

--Possibly a robot enthusiast. Robots are still cool, right?

--Some kind of recording artist

Did I forget any?

I bet he's sitting in a room with the label publicist right now trying to come up with the perfect response for "So, FutureSex/LoveSounds. What's it mean?"

Justin: "You know, it's like beats that are so sexy they cross through time and space..."