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Judging A Book By Its Muscle-Filled Cover

posted by: Amelie Gillette
January 4, 2007 - 12:02pm

Based on this cover and nothing else (except maybe personal feelings about New York Times Bestselling Author, G-Unit Watch Manufacturer, and Vitamin Water Flavor, 50 Cent) here's what the first novel from the newly-established G-Unit Books imprint could be about:

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--Abs & Arms

--Tats

--Tat-covered abs and arms

--A man lovingly referred to by friends and family as "Ski Mask"

--The most hardcore male modeling school ever (i.e. The Ski Mask Way)

--That particular part of every urban landscape that resembles a cartoonish vision of hell when glimpsed in the hazy, pinkish-red light of sunset and in close proximity to a shirtless man with a ski mask.

--One man (the guy with the tats), one ski mask (that limp thing in his hand), and the fiery passion between them (the swirling red fog).

--Thugged out superheroes.

--Living hard, and, if ski masks and sunglasses are available, fighting harder.

Any other ideas?

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