My track record with women resembles a collection of unused Seinfeld plots: the girl who abandoned me for the drummer in a flavor-of-the- minute indie band; the girl who ran away and became an official Missing Person to avoid me, etc. How long should I stick it out before giving it up to become a priest?
Richard
SS: Become a priest? Is that the option? I say that if that's your only other option, then, yeah, be a priest. Or just be openly gay and enjoy your life.
My mom says Jesus hates clowns, but I find them sexy. What do you think?
DocJ
SS: Your mom is right. Clowns are murderers in whiteface.
I asked a woman who seemed interested in me to a movie and the response I got was, "I get the feeling you may be asking this as more than a friend, so I'm going to have to decline." My question for you is, why? I realize it may sound like I'm being vague in the details, but that is honestly everything that happened.
Anonymous
SS: What she's saying is she doesn't want to waste time at the movies with you unless there's going to be guaranteed sex. Will there be sex?
I attended the same high school as you, so this is a question you should be uniquely qualified to answer. (By the way, Mr. Anthony still talks about you.) When you meet a man who is a total hottie but also a consummate pussy, how best to seduce him? Alcohol is a good standby, but tends to make the sex bad. Assuming he is willing but a coward, what would you do?
Anna
SS: Tell Mr. Anthony hello from his old friend, Sarah. Okay, Anna. Here's my question: Why are you interested in a guy who's a pussy? What's wrong with you? What is up with women who want guys that are pussies? How about a real MAN? How about that? Good-looking pretty boys are for boys. I'm sorry, Anna. But you needed to hear that.
If you are really attracted to a guy but are avoiding getting involved for one of the many reasons we can't always have who/what we want, what is a sure-fire move he could make that would be irresistible?
Sean
SS: No woman wants some plotting guy who's trying to get pussy. So, trick her into thinking you're just living your life and having fun and being cool. But do it in front of her. If that doesn't work, then cry in a ball like you usually do.
Ignoring the world of porn (which makes it seem as natural as cup of coffee in the morning), do a lot of women actually go for anal sex?
Matt
SS: I didn't think so, but then a girlfriend of mine was like, "You've never had anal sex??@?@?@?!?!?" and I thought maybe women do do that. But not this one. Doody comes out of there. Gross.
Hall & Oates hit the charts with "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)." Eleven years later, Meatloaf coughed up "I Will Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)." What is "That"? Have you done "that"? Is it something I should try?
Ronnie LeDondo
SS: It's funny you should ask that. I recently asked my boyfriend what "that" was in "I will do anything for love (but I won't do that)" and he said anal sex.
Does size matter?
Gene
SS: Not at ALL. Only for sex. And sexual relationships.
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