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Judging A Movie By Its Poster

posted by: Amelie Gillette
November 20, 2007 - 1:49pm

Based on this poster and nothing else (except maybe personal feelings about Grey's Anatomy McBreakout star), here's what the upcoming romanic comedy Made Of Honor could be about:

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--A guy who murders people by throwing sharp, sharp puns.

--One man. One woman. One crazy wedding/sex change operation.

--Constantly looking over your shoulder to find that yes, despite all odds, that cardboard cut-out of an over-tanned Patrick Dempsey is somehow still right behind you.

--McHormone Therapy.

--A studied comment on gender roles and walking the fine line between emasculation and empowerment. Also, like, the best head of man-hair in the world!

--Steely blue robot eyes of death

--A down-on-his-luck pizza delivery guy who comes up with a great plan to make enough money to give his fiancee the wedding of her dreams: Selling sex pizzas.

--David's Bridal & Embalming Academy

--My Best Friend's Can't Buy Me Love Wedding To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

--A man who is literally made out of honor. You know what's underneath that tuxedo? Respect.

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