Issue 2003  

  • The Life Of David Gale The Life Of David Gale

    Jun 08, 2005

    Alan Parker loves himself, this film, and everyone in it.

  • Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

    Aug 04, 2004

    Crimes Assuming, even after Lost & Found and Joe Dirt, that inveterate supporting player...

  • From Justin To Kelly From Justin To Kelly

    Jul 07, 2004

    Crimes Bringing American Idol-style cheesiness to the big screen Building a vehicle around...

  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

    Jun 09, 2004

    Crimes Assuming Charlie's Angels somehow justified a sequel Trotting out the name "Helen...

  • Grind Grind

    May 26, 2004

    Crimes Exploiting skateboarding as a vehicle for a lame teen road comedy Swiping Matthew...

  • Wrong Turn Wrong Turn

    Apr 28, 2004

    Crimes Besmirching West Virginia's good name by depicting it as a land overrun with inbred, murderous...

  • Kangaroo Jack Kangaroo Jack

    Apr 14, 2004

    Crimes Applying the bigger-louder-faster Jerry Bruckheimer aesthetic to the kiddie adventure...