Dear Celebrity Rehab,

I’m going to make this short and sweet. We had some wild times, like when Jeff Conaway yelled and/or passed out, and when Daniel Baldwin texted pictures of his cock to a porn star who’s clearly... Read Comments: 0

Wait, what? Am I crazy, or did last week’s episode tout this week’s as the season... Read Comments: 0

What the hell am I doing? I should be watching Lost right now. Instead, I’m watching a group of self-absorbed assholes—and that includes Dr. Drew—who are “famous” by virtue of ridiculous fluke and... Read Comments: 0

Because this week’s episode of Dr. Drew’s Carnival Of Entitled... Read Comments: 0

The promise of last week’s cliffhanger was nearly delivered on during this week’s episode of Dr. Drew’s House Of Self-Absorbed Former And Current Drug Addicts. New evidence brought home what most of you already... Read Comments: 0

Tonight’s episode of Celebrity Rehab taught viewers about boobies, and the ways that some of the patients feel about them. Jeff Conaway, for instance, very much likes boobies. When he’s around them, he seems more... Read Comments: 0

This is more like it. As the bags gets douchier and new flavors are added, Celebrity Rehab is getting more interesting. This week we got a new character, ultimate fighter and domestic abuser Ricco Rodriguez, as well as a... Read Comments: 0

Lessons learned from episode two of VH1’s most courageous-est new reality show: 1) Jeff Conaway is not faking (I doubted him before) and 2) Daniel Baldwin is an asshole. As expected based on the premiere, those patients who... Read Comments: 0

I can think of four reasons to participate in Celebrity Rehab: 1) You... Read Comments: 0