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Francis Heaney
May 30, 2012
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Across
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Desire of one lost in le désert
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Canadian town that sounds like a "Batman" sound effect
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Quixote's sidekick
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USN honcho
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Mark of the Senate, or his father Mo
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Approximately
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"Perfect spot for the water that'll surround the castle!"
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"___ Inn! What's your price per night?" (misheard "Sister Christian" lyric)
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Rd. with a median strip
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King of Spain
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Coming back in waves?
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Suffix with ranch or pistol
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Like dictionaries without a word meaning "raisable castle door"?
34.
Henri's sea
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Be a bit less critical
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Doubly unhealthy deep-fried snack
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Summits
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Short round?
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Post "Rush sux!!" on a Rush fanpage, e.g.
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"RuPaul's ___ Race"
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Abraham of "Teen Mom"
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Record label not named after a plane
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Breakfast option for prisoners in the depths of the castle?
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Big ___, California
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"Fit But You Know It" band, with "the"
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Bio. or chem.
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"Live! With Kelly" host
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___ Hawkins Day
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Inability to stop building castle towers at inappropriate moments?
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Text read on one's phone, perhaps
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Vinyl single's "front"
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Ill-advised maneuver on a one-way street
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Bamboo connoisseur
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Like salty licorice, to me at least
69.
Singsongy syllable
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Ben Tausig
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"Get bent!"
.1
Formed for a particular purpose
.2
She played Rebecca Duvall playing Marilyn Monroe on "Smash"
.3
Peter Pan journeys, e.g.
.4
Driller's org.
.5
Cause of flashbacks, for short
.6
Tank on Broadway
.7
Hostile criticism
.8
Egyptian scrolls
.9
Blood system letters
.10
Film ___
.11
Would-be iPod killer
.12
Abbr. in the court
.13
Goofy or Daffy
.18
Nitwit
.19
Org. that's not coming off so well in this Trayvon Martin thing
.24
Item carried on the shoulder in an emergency
.25
Reason for an emptier-than-expected subway car, often
.27
Off in some way
.29
Certain pack animals
.30
Squicked
.31
Electric swimmers
.32
Nitwit
.33
Road safety gp.
.34
Light brown
.35
"... because we need the ___" (classic punchline)
.39
Jasper Fforde heroine ___ Next
.41
"Uh-oh, we're in ___ now"
.43
Queen of the hill, e.g.
.44
"Aha!"
.47
Stoically suppressed moisture, at times
.48
Chess match need
.51
"Later, bitches!"
.52
Part of the process
.53
___ libre
.54
Word after cast or scrap
.55
"Hey buddy, check this out"
.57
Part of Turkey is in it
.58
The lax may spare it
.61
Backs try to gain them: Abbr.
.62
Lepidopterist's tool
.63
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