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CROSSWORD
Matt Jones
July 25, 2012
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Tony-winning musical of 2012
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TV's Nahasapeemapetilon
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Nuremberg war criminal Rudolf
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Stable young'uns
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Let the gas out after filling up?
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Airline to Jerusalem
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You started out going "50 ___" in a "40-Year-Old Virgin" zone, past the old video store...
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Feverish spell
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Find out about
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Subject of some international agreements
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Midol target
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Nearing the TV station billboard, you did "77 ___" where the sign said "60 Minutes"...
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Michele of "Glee"
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Gilbert and Sullivan's "___ Pinafore"
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Arse
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Aquarium build-up
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Bake sale sponsor, briefly
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Personal numbers?
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Flying by the bookstore, you were caught doing "One Hundred ___" in a "Fifty Shades of Grey" zone...
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Packed up and shipped off
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Medical scan, for short
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Major telescope maker
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Query repeated by a kid
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Centrally important
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Relieve (of)
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And you even managed to do 24 ___ in the strip mall parking lot, when the sign clearly said Five Guys Burgers and Fries...
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Susan who came back for "L.A. Law: The Movie"
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Room with exposed wood beams, say
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Treats that require a special knife and fork
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Editor's "don't touch"
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I'm fining you 2000 Flushes after passing the supermarket; in the future, please follow the ___.
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Polo of "Little Fockers"
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Shame
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Distress light
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Cartman's name
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"Amen"
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The-grass-is-greener feeling
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Word after ticked or picked
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"There's ___ in team!"
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His "Cosmos" series may be rebooted by Seth MacFarlane
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"Everything Louder than Everything ___" (Meat Loaf song)
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They're sold in lots
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Would rather
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DHL competitor
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It may get going when the going gets tough
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"Pomp and Circumstance" composer
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Riyadh resident
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Shuteye
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Pot stocks?
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Wedding announcement
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Occupy Wall Street instrument
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Org. that restricts liquids on flights
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Dramaturgy output
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Free-for-all
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Blue-green hue
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Judge of hangings, say
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Paranormal phenomena
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Military protector
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"Jeremy" singer Vedder
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Not on the up-and-up
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Old science fiction magazine
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Tex-Mex casserole of sorts
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Redundant referral in first person
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Pro Bowl side
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Merry Pranksters leader Ken
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Abbr. on a cornerstone
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Excessive hurry
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Tall, slim, and hairy gay man
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Wombs
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Russian refusals
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Provoke
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Use a peephole, say
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Hip-hop exec Gotti
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Josephine of mysteries
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