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CROSSWORD
Francis Heaney
September 12, 2012
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Bases, briefly
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Base measurement
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___ financing
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Word with an English homophone that translates to "nous" in its language
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Self-referential phrase on green packaging
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Sketchy hotel, for short
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End-of-week farewell?
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Foul-mouthed bear of film
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"___ Just Not That Into You"
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Event with busts on display to customers
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Big solos during death scenes, often
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Group that lost their mittens, e.g.?
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Brews with very low caffeine content?
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Spinners on tricked-out cars
31.
Country channel relaunching in 2012
32.
___ hand (pitch in)
34.
Votes of approval in Vice magazine
35.
With 37-Across, narrator of "Hitchhiking With Lolita"?
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See 35-Across
41.
1981 World Series MVP Ron
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Annoying places for gum to stick
44.
Queenside castling notation
45.
___-Seltzer
47.
The greatest possible number of seabirds?
49.
Adolescent astronauts' favored drinks?
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Minister's house
54.
Boxer you shouldn't bet on
55.
Bad thing to have in your veins
56.
Cholesterol that doesn't start with H (I can never remember which is the good one)
57.
Say "Yes, officer, that's the singer that was using Auto-Tune"?
63.
Took advantage of a spread
64.
Hippie's odor
65.
___ connector
66.
Alternative to "thither"
67.
Deadly flies
68.
Palinesque comedian?
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As
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Word accompanying a salute
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Jason of "Beverly Hills, 90210"
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Brooding ones
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Carry with effort
.6
Guinness suffix
.7
Where Prince Harry played strip pool
.8
Qatari or Kuwaiti leaders
.9
One at an Occupy protest, probably
.10
Movie that may be remade again with Beyonce in the Gaynor/Garland/Streisand role
.11
Event featuring unqualified competition?
.12
Events with ropes and bareback action
.13
"___ she blows!"
.18
Thurmond who had a secret mixed-race daughter
.22
Short story collection, for short
.23
Contact lens care brand
.24
British actor nicknamed "Serena" after his knighthood
.25
Gasps for breath
.26
Amer. currency
.27
Suffix with profit or racket
.29
Book sort of obviated by smartphones
.33
Tiny bugs that often live in pillows, but try not to think about it
.34
Post-chili digestive aid
.36
Curse
.38
Years and years and years
.39
Got up
.40
Abbr. followed by "!!!!!1"
.43
Having fun
.45
Produce
.46
Wyatt of the Old West
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Shrink-___ jeans
.50
Political family that probably shouldn't go to their dad for sex advice
.51
Jack of "Twin Peaks"
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Seat at Buckingham Palace?
.55
Snag
.58
Wesley Crusher's rank on "ST: TNG"
.59
Woof equivalent
.60
Scotch dilutant
.61
Shakespearean denial
.62
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