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CROSSWORD
Matt Jones
December 8, 2009
Across
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Prison knife
5.
Bad thing to block, in bar slang
9.
It's clipped on to show who you are
14.
Drink classified as "Nihonshu"
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Courtney Love band
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John on the farm
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Stadium section
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The Mars Volta guitarist Rodriguez-Lopez
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Native Alaskan
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Tweaking a "M*A*S*H" character?
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"Chances are 'cause ___ a silly grin..." (Johnny Mathis line)
24.
Company that introduced AIM
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Dry out
28.
Have power over, slangily
30.
"What ___ mind reader?"
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Sealing victory by not moving?
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Endangered baleen whale
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Doubled, a Teletubby
40.
Sainte-___, Quebec City
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Metal rocker Ronnie James
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Midyear reaction by those who forget their sunglasses?
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Bob Barker game show, for short
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"In excelsis ___" (holiday lyric)
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Infomercial guy Matthew in those question mark-covered suits
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"___ says to the guy..."
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Noted robot maid
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Spam header targeted toward men, and a hint to this week's theme
59.
Like some flu strains
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"It was ___ dream/I used to read Word Up magazine" (Biggie lyric)
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Off the payroll
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"Arrested Development" actress Portia de ___
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Wrangler maker
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Don't exist any longer
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Crosses on goth necklaces
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Puts on the radio
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Artist's work?
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Ben Tausig
Reveal Word
Reveal All
Show Errors
Down
Former fast flyer
.1
It really grows on you
.2
Retailer that shares logo colors with the Swedish flag
.3
Court climax
.4
Ordeal
.5
Half a "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" race
.6
"Does she ... or doesn't she?" brand
.7
"Ol' Man River" composer Jerome
.8
"Famous Potatoes" state
.9
Samson's temptress
.10
One past twelve?
.11
Cut ___ (dance)
.12
Understand
.13
For a minute
.21
It takes balls
.22
"Hey, buddy, over here!"
.25
Totally enjoyed
.26
"Darkman" director Sam
.27
36-Down offering
.29
Moderate-length skirts
.31
How names are usually signed
.32
Whiskey ___ (Hollywood rock club)
.33
High-intensity workout, for short
.35
Where many people work, using 29-Down
.36
In a circular pattern
.37
Salt-free seasoning brand
.43
Lurer on the Rhine
.44
Donkey noises
.45
1980s Dodge hatchbacks
.50
Canadian NHLer
.52
Keeps time, in a way
.53
Big name in door-to-door sales
.54
Outmoded data holder
.55
Punjabi prince
.56
Bus. bigwig
.57
It follows "Que" twice, in song
.58
Football coach Parseghian
.59
Barney Frank, e.g., briefly
.62
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