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CROSSWORD
Byron Walden
December 22, 2009
Across
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Lecherous
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Golden Globe-winning role for Phoenix
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Green gemstone
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Ten Commandments mount
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Former student
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___ Bator
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In the least
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Big fan of "Gilligan's Island"?
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Reference for a novice webpage designer
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Corsica et Réunion
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Anti vote
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"Mad Men" type
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Caviar source
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Common Chili's order
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One checking things out
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Disney collectibles
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Census datum
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"OMG! Too funny!"
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What you see before U
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Fertile Crescent denizen
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With commitment
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Puts on eBay, say
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Hoisin and Sriracha, e.g.
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Union that didn't live long to regret endorsing Ronald Reagan in 1980
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Last name in anonymity
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"Idol" judge DioGuardi
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Series that had 2007 crossover episodes with "CSI"
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Swindles
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Pet ___ (annoyance)
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Selfish scream
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Dame ___ Everage
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The sun, for one
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Hit single for ZZ Top
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Overly optimistic
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Lots and lots
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Ben Tausig
Reveal Word
Reveal All
Show Errors
Down
Wee
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Tooth surface
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Encloses with bricks
.3
Sexy pop, slangily
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"Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" director Frank
.5
"Three Times ___"
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"Star Trek" role for John Cho in 2009
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"Let me think about that"
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Pertaining to the law
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Gold medal-winning discus thrower in four straight Olympics
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1970's pop singer with "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
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Put the kibosh on
.12
Indian honorific
.13
Key of Beethoven's 6th symphony: Abbr.
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Going great guns
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Discreet attention-getter
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Lux. neighbor
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Much-criticized Hurricane Katrina responder
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Uzbekistan border lake
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Roswell crafts
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Deceptive
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Org. that gives out "Movies for Grownups" awards
.33
Major cover-up
.34
Michelle Obama's bailiwick
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Ending for pay or play
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Transforms into
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Laugh riot
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Be lazy
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Awoke
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Capital of Armenia: Var.
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More rational
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Sends to hell
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Anthem intro
.51
Pitcher who bats, e.g.
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Woodworking groove
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Wie's org.
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Today, I tried to put a self-effacing three-letter acronym inside each long entry. Turns out it works in any order except the one I want. ___
.57
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