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CROSSWORD
Matt Jones
January 19, 2010
Across
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"How's it goin'?"
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Noted Bay Area museum
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"Light ___" (1999 Usher film)
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Actress Sue ___ Langdon
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"___ the Circus" (Dr. Seuss classic)
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"Groove Is In the Heart" DJ Tei
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*Layoff that results in a secret affair?
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Belgian river
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Buddy of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
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Like dirt?
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"Big Love" channel
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*Hypo that leaks all over the place?
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About a billion years
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Genitalia in the Kama Sutra
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In a way likely to get you taken to court
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"___ the night before Christmas..."
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Distant
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One of a biblical 150
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*"Twenty bullets and five grenades, give or take", for instance?
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Variety show
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Long-winded tirade
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First-level apartment number, perhaps
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Armpit, more formally
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Alan who played Cameron Frye in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
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Crew team's item
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*Attempt on film?
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Motörhead's "No Sleep ___ Hammersmith"
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"Prolly not"
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Mopey mall kids, perhaps
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Very, in slang
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Espresso order, or what each word pair in the theme answers synonymously represents
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Whence zest
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How some prisoners are released
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In the manner of
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Blues singer James
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Respects the environment, in a way
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___ Aviv, Israel
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Ben Tausig
Reveal Word
Reveal All
Show Errors
Down
Low-risk proposition
.1
It may be split with a razor
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Outward presentation
.3
Director Lumet
.4
Very loudly, on a score
.5
"Cool" fig.
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"... ___ quit!"
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What the M stands for in M. Night Shyamalan
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Journalistic viewpoints
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Abnormal ending?
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Company that makes semiconductors and digital rice cookers
.11
German director who often adapts video games
.12
Linguistic term for a word that's almost the same as another word, like "affect" and "effect"
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Noise made while standing on a chair, say
.18
Ample bra sizes
.22
Linguist Chomsky
.25
Awaiting
.26
Falls that many honeymooners visit
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Spicy Cajun ham variety
.28
___ Ste. Marie
.33
Amass, as a tab
.35
Casaba, e.g.
.38
Scratch into metal
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Millennarian's moment, with "the"
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Art show
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Like some crime
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Words that may follow a gasp
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Opening in a helmet
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Billy of "Monsters, Inc."
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Guatemalan played by Hank Azaria in "The Birdcage"
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Pelvic exercises
.51
River originating in the Alps
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The square root of cuatro
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Gp. on nutrition labels
.60
Dog seen during the closing credits of "Family Ties"
.62
General college degs.
.63
"You ___!" (newsworthy 2009 outburst)
.64
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