Buy a Westword Music Showcase VIP pass, get a clean toilet seat for free

Listen up music lovers on a limited budget: Now through March 31, Westword is offering tickets to its annual music showcase—going down June 19 at multiple venues throughout the Golden Triangle—for just $9.33. Meaning you can see Superchunk, The Dirty Projectors, Ghostland Observatory, and more than 80 local acts for under $10. Or, if you’re into doing it big, there’s the $50 VIP pass, good for some free booze and schwag, and even your own restroom. (Yes, very important people get their own place to pee!)

Also, the Denver Post is offering early-bird pricing for its Underground Music Showcase happening July 22 to 25, with three-day wristbands starting at $20 and VIP badges for $50 (prices will increase as the date gets closer). You don’t get your own john with this VIP option, but you do get to walk past the lines of badge-less plebes for immediate entry to all shows. We suggest dropping some cash now and maybe by summer you can impress that special someone with your VIP status. Haven’t you heard? Clean toilet seats and line-cuts are so hot this year.