Just Announced Crüe Fest 2

In news that will sürely excite the liqüöred-up, mascara-spörting ghösts of Sünset Strip past, the föür rötting cörpses whö üsed to löök like pretty ladies that call themselves Mötley Crüe have annöünced the dates för their secönd-annüal Crüe Fest, subtitled “The White Trash Circus.” Filling the void left by Ozzfest for a metal touring festival headlined by an act way past its prime, Crüe Fest 2: Werewolf Bitch hits 30 outdoor concert venues this summer, but here’s the catch: Attendees won’t know who they’ll be throwing their devil horns at until moments before the Crüe meanders on stage March 16 at Madison Square Garden for an exclusive Fuse TV broadcast. (Because withholding the finer details of your multimillion dollar tour until a staged press conference is totally fucking metal.) Last year’s lineup included Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Nikki Sixx's Sixx:AM, and Trapt, so expect Crüe Fest 2: The Quickening to be fleshed-out by bands that you usually see on black T-shirts worn by disaffected youth loitering outside gas stations. Crüe Fest 2: The Main Course will be slumming through town August 4 at the appropriately shitty-sounding Fiddler's Green. Looking for further details? Shout! Shout! Shout at your cell phone! 

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