Danielle Ate The Sandwich wants your rumors

Danielle Ate The Sandwich’s Danielle Anderson must be getting a little sick of the blogosphere slobbering all over her ukulele jams and local critics straining their arms patting her on the back. The singer-songwriter is just begging for disdain and rumors. Literally, she is: She’s solicited fans and haters to take to the ’net and post the most vicious, dirty, salacious, and stupid rumor about her they can fabricate this week. E-mail danielleatethesandwich@gmail.com with a link to your best effort, and at the end of the week, she’ll pick her five favorites and award those champion gossipers a free copy of her upcoming album, Two Bedroom Apartment. Hey, any press is good press when you’re just an animatronic robot controlled by the surviving member of Milli Vanilli, right? See how easy it is! Now go get busy shit-talking.