Justin Bieber takes over the world, one piercing stare at a time
Justin Bieber and the eyes that own your soul.
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If you were born before 1994, you may not know about Justin Bieber—who announced dates for his first major tour this week, stopping in Denver with Sean Kingston July 8 at the 1stBank Center. The tween heartthrob who was headhunted by Maury Povich and Justin Timberlake—and eventually swooped up by Usher and signed to Def Jam—seemingly came out of nowhere last year with his first single, "One Time," and has been batting his eyelashes at millions of girls and record sales ever since. He's got a creepy underage sex appeal reminiscent of Joey McIntyre (before he went all Jesus on us), and is shaping up to be the marketable male equivalent of pretend-adult Miley Cyrus. He may not be old enough to vote or buy porn, but Bieber is just what America needs—another teen pop star to take our attention off of boring stuff like the healthcare debate and our failing public school system.
This week's show announcements:
April 12, People Under The Stairs, Bluebird Theater
April 17, Tatsuya Nakatani, Rhinoceropolis
April 22, Ani DiFranco, Ogden Theatre
April 22, Dierks Bentley, Boulder Theater
April 30, Paean Album Release, Hi-Dive
May 2, Priscilla Renea, Bluebird Theater
May 4, Fucked Up, Larimer Lounge
May 11, Greg Laswell, Walnut Room
May 12, Matt Pond PA, Fox Theatre
May 15, Flyleaf, Ogden Theatre
May 22, Meese, Bluebird Theater
May 23 & 24, The Expendables, Fox Theatre
June 6, Brokencyde, Marquis Theater
June 11, Cute Is What We Aim For, Marquis Theater
June 23, Chicago + The Doobie Brothers, Comfort Dental Amphitheatre
July 8, Justin Bieber, 1st Bank Center
July 20, Kings Of Leon, Comfort Dental Amphitheatre
Weekly vid pick: With the help of Ludacris, Justin Bieber's eyes successfully do it with every girl in the bowling alley. (And yes, you heard correctly, Luda actually name drops Starbucks.)
